Heartbreak #1:

"There is no evidence that Vikings wore horns on their helmets"

Sparky:

HAPPY FREAKIN' 21ST BIRTHDAY!

Here is a little poem created just for you:

In a world full of british fembot's 
you have seen 21 years of Goldmember's history
like the International Man of Mystery
You want some Chili Baby Back Ribs?


No, so here is a satchel full of skittles
And a stolen baby, fingers crossed for acquittals
Don't take it- unless you are a re-tard
Change the emphasis to make it less offensive


"Let's try that", said the curly headed fuck

Off to planet bullshit to get you looking like a schmuck

Do you remember your first beer?

No- please don't beat me with a bag full of soap.

Yazz floot and beer mimic an epidural

You didn't bark or speak spanish
Hopefully your memories didn't entirely vanish
Nevermind- Here- Eat this chocolate-covered Squirrel

The rhyme scheme seem a little familiar to you? No? I used your poem for rhyming inspiration...
Also:
You share your birthday with Leslie Neilson (google him if you don't know him), Burt Reynolds, Sheryl Crow, Sarah Palin, Jennifer Aniston,  Brandy, Maxime Talbot, Mike Richards, Taylor Lautner.

Anddddddd My favorite person in the world Nelson Mandela was released from jail AND Mubarek stepped down!
Yayyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DEAR! HOPE FOR YEARS MORE OF FUN POEM WRITING AND HOPEFULLY CATCH UP ON THESE MOVIES.

I'll give you some skittles/chocolate if you can name the 4 movies in the poem.

LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!

Dear Panic:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KELSEY MARIE KLIPPENSTEIN

I went into a poem generator, since I lack the creative ability to create one for you.

I typed in our favorite one-liner... this is what it gave me.

I found it fitting since we are destined to be popstars/the-secret-behind-the-Ropstar:

Mendel Quoth:

Paws off my Cheese

dance, DANCE, DAnceeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeee 

Apon my knees I pray for cheese 

Oh baby baby baby, you'd better see.

Love you longtime roomie.

URGENT:

"PROCRASTINATING" IS NOT A REAL WORD.

BOOM!

-Pip pip!